You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
First, one must understand what kind of sweater I am wearing. Excluding the slightly odd proportions of a sweater that stops near the ankles, there are turtlenecks, ones with argyle prints that are popular among golfers, and complete collection that has been worn by Judge Reinhold in his various movies. Once the specific sweater is determined, then we can take into account my current latitude and altitude, and intended activities. Then we can make the final determination.
I only own a black belt, and it’s not the kind Chuck Norris has.
Friday, May 14, 2010
Posted by An Educated Rabbit at 9:49 AM