Monday, June 7, 2010

Deja Vu

It is time, once again, to delve into the world of randomosity. The question that I have been given is:

"You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?"

Well, my first thought is relieved. I mean, when was the last time it ever got a break from the straw, unless you count the Frosty's from Wendy's, since they like to serve them with spoons. Then I figured maybe it would be impressed with my manly strength. So I tried it. then I tried it many more times. As it turns out, either I buy really cheap straws, or this assumption requires that you are someone who is given their name by the National Weather Service during hurricane season. Either way, the final score was: Apple - 14, me - 0.

I think my milkshake is laughing at me...

On a side note for those of you particularly confused by the subject of this tirade, this question reminded me of a home networking commercial, where the announcer explains the benefits of having various items being able to talk to each other. The girls response? "My shower has seen me naked. I wonder what it's telling the toaster..."


Crystal said...

LOL. Very nice love. Very nice. You know what the problem was don't you? It was ChuckNorrisian Apple.

Crystal said...

Seriously, you need to update more!